Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
What drink are we having for lunch?
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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