When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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