You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
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This beer is not sobering me up at all
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
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Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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