I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
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Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
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He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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