My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
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I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
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She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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