one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I just gift wrapped bread.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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