we made out on top of his cat.
this just has baby written all over it
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
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I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
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Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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