Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
i barfeds in our rink
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
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You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
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I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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