are you so shy because you have an std?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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