just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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