oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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