Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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