remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
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casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
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You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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