I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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