Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
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Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
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it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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