Actions speak louder than pants.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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