Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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