I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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