I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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