Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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