Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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