mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
