these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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