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you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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