Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
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Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
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i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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