super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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