You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
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We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
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