You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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