i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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