honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
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I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
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Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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