do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
high people should be assigned attendants
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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