they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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