At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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