Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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