All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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