I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
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i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
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I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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