I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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