He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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