At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
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Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
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Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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