WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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