Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
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I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
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You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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