You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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