Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
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i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
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Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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