My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
this will be a night to untag.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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