Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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