I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
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I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
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But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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