I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
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She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Even my vagina gasped.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
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This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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