I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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