So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
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Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
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If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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