If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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